The Bodacious Belgrade Blog

October 6, 2008

Booty Shakin With Gimpy McGuyver

Filed under: Uncategorized — bunitingi @ 5:44 pm
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Hell, yeah baby! Your juicy piece of stud meat is back in action! Oooooooooooh Yeah.

‘Course, i still can’t walk, but at least the damn cast is off! I’m thinkin’ it’s about Git Witcha Time!!!!

Whatdaya mean it’s shrivelled and atrophied? Come on, baby i just need to minute to get warmed… oh, the leg. Yeah, it’s a little on the shrivelled and strophied side, maybe just a wee bit anorexic, but i got the muscle where it counts! Come on, baby, let’s get the groove on!

Well, no, i can’t actually move it much. Or stand on it. And yes, walking is TOTally out of the question. It’s gonna take another week before it can bear my weight, but we can’t let that stop the Pittsburgh LOve Machine.

Well, see, i figure if we set you up like…. maybe on your left side… i know you’re not comfortable, but the way i figure it you havent’ been comfortable in 3 weeks so you just have to lie there an be uncomfortable like this…. and then i…. well wait, i can’t actually lift myself… still can’t use the left leg… mayabe if i rest on my right knee…. ow, yeah i’m cramping but don’t pay any attention….. you’re nauseus? Again? Here drink some water. Okay, let’s get down to the LUUUUUUVVVVV…. baby’s kicking you in ribs? Well what if i aim on your other side to balance it out? Baby kicks from front i kick from back? Okay, maybe not my best idea. Here i’ll just kind of… ooo, look, the baby’s making your stomach contort like in the Alien movie. Owww, my knee… you too? But…. MIghty McLovin’….

Sigh. You know you want it. Even if you don’t want it. Yeah, that’s right. Who’s your Buni?

(Btw, this vid is NSFW!!!)

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1 Comment »

  1. Where there’s a will, there’s an OH GOD CHARLIE HORSE GET OFF ME GET OFF ME AAAHHHH.

    I hated that.

    Comment by emjaybee — October 6, 2008 @ 5:53 pm | Reply


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