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December 22, 2008

Your Daily Dose Of Schadenfreude

Filed under: Uncategorized — bunitingi @ 2:57 am

Yay Daddy!

Me baby. Me like Daddy!

Mm. It afternoon. Me tired. me sleep.

Sleepy sleepy.

Sleep.

What it only 8 pm now? Wake me and i cry and scream. Me sleep more.

Mmmm. Sleepy sleepy. Sleep.

It midnight now? Mommy! Feed me! Yes, feed baby then go to bed.

Oooooooooooooo. Titty. Mommy Titty. Me love.

Arrrrr. Arrrrrrrrr. Aaaaarrrrrraaarrrararaggghhhhharrrrrrrrraarrrrrrraaararrrrrrararraarrarrrrrrr.

Mmmmm.

What time it now?

1AM?

Perfect. Now me plan comes to fruition.

HI DADDY!

ME AWAKE NOW!!!!!

WHEEEEEEE. WWWAAAAAAHHHHHH!

LOOK, IT BABY ON META-AMPHETIMINES!!!

ME WANT MORE DADDY!!!!!

MORE DADDY!

What time it now? 3AM? Ooooh, me so not finished….

YAY DADDY!

ME LOVE DADDY TIME!!!MORE DADDY!!!!

Uh oh, Daddy put me down and try to collpase. Bad idea, Daddy…

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….

Yay Daddy!

Me want more Daddy sing time!

Me want Daddy dance with baby!

Yay!

Whee!

What time it now? 4:30? Okay. tell you what. I go sleep for an hour. I gots to rest up. At 5:30 is Mommy time!!!

-Love,

Baby.

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8 Comments »

  1. Hi parents and guardians of new souls. Hope you are enjoying your new lives. While us un-copulatives look forward to orgiastic fulfillment and consumer contentment over the nostalgic, nativity Christmas period, you will be living entirely in the present. Choice? well lucky you, there isn’t one!!!

    Warm wishes from Stephen and Zoran.

    XXX

    Comment by Abbessa — December 23, 2008 @ 2:10 pm | Reply

    • I want orgiastic fulfillment. Instead, at 4Am i’m getting spit up dribbling down my shoulder. On the other, i get a whole lot of golden showers. Shame that’s not my thing… but i’m warming to it.

      Comment by bunitingi — December 23, 2008 @ 7:07 pm | Reply

  2. Babies: The ultimate reality-based entities. They get your head outta the clouds most swiftly, no?

    Comment by matthew — December 23, 2008 @ 11:11 pm | Reply

  3. Well, I ought to bring it up on the eve of the birth of the most important baby of all time! Yes the Pope is having a quick dig at us gays and trannies again. I don’t want to react or even be interested but why can’t he just let it drop. He claims that saving humanity from homosexual behaviour is as important as saving the rainforests. …that the “natural order” of man and woman be respected and not messed with under notions of “gender” which “effectively results in man’s self-emancipation from Creation (nature) and from the Creator.” Now, he may be concerned about the demise of his church but it does sound a bit desperate. We all know the tree and birds will be around a lot longer than humans. We know this from evolution not creationism. BTW I am going to Midnight Mass tonight at the Brompton Oratory to listen to the divinely creative sounds of the human voice. Now let’s name some gay singers and save humanity from the pope!! Sorry I had to get a little political.

    God Bless

    Comment by Abbessa — December 24, 2008 @ 12:51 pm | Reply

    • This is certainly nothing new…and one ting i’d like to give Catholics is that they actually accept the potential of evolution. However, along with some other doctrinal fallacies, i see that again we have a failure to love our fellow human unconditionally. However, i must urge you to stop the terrible spiral that is destroying our valuable rainforests. Every time a penis touches another penis, a tree cries.

      Comment by bunitingi — December 26, 2008 @ 12:55 am | Reply

  4. Actually, I believe that’s called “snoodling.”

    Comment by matthew — December 26, 2008 @ 2:05 am | Reply

  5. I have many different types of friends.

    Comment by matthew — December 27, 2008 @ 5:23 am | Reply


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